Face it: drinking and records are two things that just go together. Whether you’re blasting the new Hot 97 shit in the sweaty-ass club or lying in bed weeping gently and listening to your scratched up copy of Pink Moon (what?), it’s always nice to have a cold brew in your hand. Enter Technics’ new headshell replica keychain, which will not only draw stares from dudes who own multiple DMC World Championship DVDs, but also help crack open a cold one for you (and any little filly you might be courting). This thing is heavy duty (literally shit feels like it weighs a pound) and comes attached to a huge keyring, since I guess it’s all the rage to have like 50 keys now? (So we can call you the piano man?) Recommended.